关于“伪装学渣”的经典英语语录，综合多个来源整理如下：

一、情感类

1. "Allcautious mood, uncontrollable thoughts. Want to be close but dare not make a sound. But then I was glad I had the nerve to take that step. I'm lucky that the person around me is also... walking towards me without scruple."（小心翼翼的心情，控制不住的思绪。想靠近又不敢声张。但事后又庆幸自己大着胆子迈出了那一步。我幸运地发现身边的人也同样……毫无顾忌地朝我走来）

2. "Sometimes love can be a burden. Thank you, too, for being here."（有时候爱也是一种负担。我也很感谢你，谢谢你来到我身边）

3. "In this most easily impulsive age, yet afraid to be unrestrained."（在这个最容易冲动的年纪，却又不敢肆意）

二、学习态度类

1. "I ain't got no time for this English nonsense. / English is soooo boring, man. / Can you just give me the answer？ I don't want to waste my time on English."（这英语太荒谬了，没时间学。英语太无聊了，直接给答案吧。我不想浪费时间学英语）

2. "This life is about freedom, yet I encounter such a wonderful fate. It's like the evening breeze scattering clouds, my eyes meeting the Milky Way. Teach me to hold a smile even with wounds, for holding your hand is holding onto the future."（人生本是自由，却遇见了奇妙的缘分。犹如晚风散云，眸光与星河交汇。教会我即便受伤也要展露笑容，紧握你的手就是握住未来）

三、生活态度类

1. "What wishes we haven't made, but feel we can achieve anything."（未许下的愿望，却感觉皆可达成）

2. "This is the age of impulsiveness, yet the fear of being unrestrained."（冲动是青春的标签，克制是成长的必修课）

3. "The wind blows the curtain, always on the uneven desks and chairs, loaded with chalk words of the blackboard, and all the students in the classroom, the whole is lit up light."（风撩动窗帘，课桌椅倾斜，黑板上布满粉笔字，教室被光线点亮）

注：部分语录为中文原版翻译，部分为英文直译，建议根据使用场景选择合适版本。